Bean #25.033 — “Overbrew”

Overbrew didn’t stop at one cup.
Or two. Or three.

Somewhere between “feeling productive” and “questioning reality,” he crossed a line no bean should cross. Now he’s vibrating at a frequency only coffee understands—wide-eyed, overcommitted, and deeply concerned about decisions made 15 minutes ago.

Symptoms include: • thinking too fast • sweating espresso • emotional instability before noon